offoxandbear:

I think we’re gonna need a bigger stick.

howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

I take it he wouldn’t be down for a long distance relationship. 

howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

I take it he wouldn’t be down for a long distance relationship. 

howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

ladyzolstice:

gaywings:

meowkait:

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

i want a petition for this

 

Amazing.

As Daenerys Targaryen rose to her feet, her black hissed, pale smoke venting from its mouth and nostrils. The other two pulled away from her breasts and added their voices to the call, translucent wings unfolding and stirring the air, and for the first time in hundreds of years, the night came alive with the music of dragons.

grofjardanhazy:

Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)

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remusjohnslupin:

 Newt’s masterpiece has been an approved textbook at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ever since its publication and must take a substantial amount of credit for our students’ consistently high results in Care of Magical Creatures examinations — yet it is not a book to be confined to the classroom. No wizarding household is complete without a copy of Fantastic Beasts, well thumbed by the generations who have riffled its pages in search of the best way to rid the lawn of Horklumps, interpret the mournful cries of the Augurey, or cure their pet Puffskein of drinking out of the toilet.

Only death can pay for life.

“Viserys was Mad Aerys’s son, just so. Daenerys… Daenerys is quite different.” “The frightened child who sheltered in my manse died on the Dothraki sea, and was reborn in blood and fire. This dragon queen who wears her name is a true Targaryen.”

I’ve spent so long in the darkness,
I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.